Jeannie Roshar Bio-Factoids
(Top Ten Winners - Guaranteed 100% Accurate)

• Jeannie is the youngest of ten children. Only three survived.
• She spent the first 8 years of her life in a plastic bubble, and kept herself occupied by learning to juggle syringes, IV bags, and later on, even bedpans.
• Jeannie first appeared on-stage in a 1983 school production as the Virgin Mary, and later that same year, as Walter Kronkite, demonstrating her extreme versatility at an early age.
• Jeannie first made headlines at age 10 by getting the world record hi-scores in both Pitfall™ and Pitfall 2™ on the National Video Game Circuit.
• As part of a Poli-Sci project at Valparaiso University, Jeannie sued Atari for the sexist portrayal of women in Pitfall 2™. The landmark decision was later overturned by the Indiana Supreme Court.
• Jeannie was 8th runner-up in the Miss Wisconsin National Teenager Pageant.
• Jeannie fears bears, reptiles without legs, and daily shower cleaner.
• She lost her bid for Class President by only 5 votes.
• Jeannie has portrayed a crack whore, a porn star, and a mentally-challenged Irishman - all at the same time (Flowers for Mickey).
• Jeannie has never been in a snuff film. (Grand Prize Winner)